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As for my single self I had as lief not be as live to be in awe of such a thing as I myself.
As for my own concern I had as think to think as keep on thinking not so hard as for the brain to burn.
And at the salad bar a man he stares into the croutons hypnotized by powers of the Bac-O-Bits.
And I expose myself to stimuli unfit for people outside the controls of an experiment.