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Birds eat worms
and pigs eat turd
if ever i say a discouraging word
slash my face with a rusty rake
it will be something that i deserve
it's not like i live on the street
it's not like i live in a warzone
it's not like i can't afford to eat
it's not like i don't have a home
birds eat worms
and pigs eat turd
if ever i say a discouraging word
slap my face with a salmon steak
got no real reason to bitch and complain
slash my face with a rusty rake