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Man - What's wrong Billy?
Billy - Well... Uh... I start to feel strange... Down there...
Man - Well, Could it be the icecream you dropped on your pants?
Billy - Yeah... But... I'm also growing hair in my private part place...
Man - Eww! Grose! Are you some kind of sick weirdo freack?!
Billy - CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY BODY?!
There comes a time
In every man's life
When he grows hair
Where it used to be bare
I know you are felling weird
But you should be happy
You dont have a vagina
That would be crappy
'Cause periods suck
& commas rule!
This is sex education
Not grammar, FOOL!
*Chorus*
It only takes one sperm cell
To make a baby
& if you think they are cute
Then you must be crazy
Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo & cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo & cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!!
And did we mention
The risk of getting STD's
Not just hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basket ball
Wait a second this is not about sports
QUICK FACT
You can't get girls when you are wearing these shorts
Billy - I still don't get it...
Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will start to feel strange
Your pits will stink
You will get zits on your face
Withought this knowledge you will scare girlz away
So listen to this song everyday
Billy - That song was stupid ¬¬