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(Noddy Holder & Jimmy Lea)
You're going round the circle
Through another phase
Your temperature rising
You're wining and dining
A girl who's half your age
She gives you all the business
She gives to older men
And it's oh so understandable
This ladykiller move
There must be something bottled up
You think you you gotta prove
Cos now that you're a member
Of something on the side
It's number ...
CHORUS:
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you controll the bitch
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven
Can you controll the itch
To tell the truth you're old' enough
To be her dad
She ain't gonna let up
She want's you toset up
A cosy little pad
Where she can entertain you
And everything is free
I can tell you always were a sucker
For a pretty face
The nights you're a member
Of something on the side
It's number ...
CHORUS:
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you controll the bitch
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven
Can you controll the itch
You tell the wife another
Business trip abroad
It's getting to much
You better not touch
What you cannot affort
Iknow it's monkey business
And I've seen it all before
And I know that you were overcome
When she told you you're the best
You better believe she's saying the same
To me and all the rest
Cos now that you're a member
Of a little bit on the side
It's number ...
CHORUS:
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you controll the bitch
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven
Can you controll the itch.