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I've got a new friend
She's hanging on my wall
She's not like the others
She's the fairest of them all
When the world it brings me down
And life don't go my way
I'm thinking I should end it all
But I got a new solution
I got a new solution
I'm gonna pick up some beer, and stay at home
And stare at my Claire Danes Poster
Sometimes, my stomach hurts
Early in the day
But one look in her direction
And the pain just goes away
When I toss and turn at night
And I can't go to sleep
There's too much shit swimming in my head
But I got a new solution
I got a new solution
I'm gonna pick up some beer, and stay at home
And stare at my Claire Danes poster
She looks so bitchin', she always listens
She never tells me I'm a loser
I'm a loser
She is so beautiful, and she always understands
Every once in a while I pretend she's my hand