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Plastic dolls in plastic bags
Macho d*ldos buying sh*gs
When the coppers they appear
In the market you can hear
Tell me Doctor can I buy it
Tell me Doctor can you supply it
sp*nky cardboard magazines
You can see it in his jeans
Is it soft or is it hard
It's been seen in Scotland Yard
Tell me Doctor can I buy it
Tell me Doctor can you supply it
Tell me are you getting it
Tell me are you having it
Doctor p*rno, Doctor p*rno
Fruity stories veggie looks
I thought I'd read it all in books
Here comes Sally she's a tenner
Lay some plates and we'll have dinner
Tell me Doctor can I buy it
Tell me Doctor can you supply it
Tell me are you getting it
Tell me are you having it
Doctor p*rno, Doctor p*rno
Tell me are you getting it
Tell me are you having it
Doctor p*rno, Doctor p*rno
You want something that will make you h*rny
Well have a look at this while I speak to Tony
I've got what you want but it's in the van
I know you're a naughty man
Mandy, Margeret, French and sags
You don't get this on teletext
Naked women naked men
Take one daily and come again
Tell me Doctor can I buy it
Tell me Doctor can you supply it
Tell me are you getting it
Tell me are you having it
Doctor p*rno, Doctor p*rno
Some come in cos they've been told
It's all kosher bought and sold
Yes I think this ones for you
You don't want one you need two
Tell me Doctor can I buy it
Tell me Doctor can you supply it
Tell me are you getting it
Tell me are you having it
Doctor p*rno, Doctor p*rno
You want something that will make you h*rny
Well have a look at this while I speak to Tony
I've got one for you but it's in the van
I know you're a naughty man