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It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a wh*re in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bug*er
He wasn't fit to shovel s**t
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fk all else to do
The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fkin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his c*ck with a jagged rock
For in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fkin' nipper
So he stuffed his as* with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fk she was not able
So the dirty , they nailed her t*ts
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Repeat Chorus to Fade