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My soul mate is a special girl
A girl thats just like me
Shell share tremendous oral sex
And try everything she sees
She wont be insane or hung-up
Like most other girls
Ill worship her until it hurts
Cuz shes on top of my world
Ewwwww, Im a sad man
I cant ignore what life beholds for me
And Ill probably have to have sex with a lot of girls
Before my soul mate reveals herself to me
You are sweet diversion as I stomp my darker way
Dont let your heart get out of hand
Ill step on it someday
Maybe its too sad to mention
Maybe I am gay
A moment or two may shine and sure to quickly fade away
Ewwwww, its a sad life
Sometimes little sweet girls get left behind
But baby, baby, baby its a mans life
And I gotta tear up everything I find