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(Devin and K.B. talking)
Devin
I know I shouldn't do this
But I can't help it
I'm a fiend
Lotion and magazines is what I'm left wit
I step witout my pride
To the toilet
And laced my palm wit honey and almond
But suddenly the phone rings
And it's K.B.
p*ssy just came through
Some for him and some for me
Hell yeah, I'll be there to help you fk 'em
Get 'em drunk, get 'em high
Pull they t*ts out and suck 'em
K.B.
Don't rush 'em
We 'bout to fk these hoes, man, no question
Just bring yo' as* on
Because they already buzzin'
And lovin'
My hospitality, I put it down
I got a quarter pound o' weed
And a big thing o' Crown
s**t, my d*ck hard now
Just lookin' at these girls
Wit these big soft and these nice round t*ts
While you gigglin'
You best to hurry yo' as the fk up
I'm 'bout one second away
From crackin' this fkface up
Chorus
No need for rest haven these hoes
Let's show 'em what they p*ssy made fo'
Let's me and you lay in these hoes
And show 'em what they p*ssy made fo'
No need for us savin' theses hoes
Let's show 'em what they p*ssy made fo'
Let's leave without payin' these hoes
And show 'em what they p*ssy made fo'
Devin
Man, just let 'em know I'm comin' in 'bout 25 minutes
And get they p*ssy ready 'cuz I'm finna dive in it
I hear 'em talkin' loud in the background, hollerin'
Tell 'em don't get too drunk and keep they p*ssy lips smilin'
K.B.
These hoes wildin'
But still I got 'em under control
Impatiently, waitin' for some d*ck that's swole
They just some h*rny as* girls that love to fk
Tellin' me how they suck d*ck and sw*llow the nut
(They gobble it up?)
I thought I told ya 'bout one of the hoes
That put my foot inside her p*ssy
Then took it out and sucked my toes
Yo, don't forget to stop and get some fkin' Dom'cons
(What?) Condoms, you forget dem nigg* we got a problem
Devin
That ain't no problem, man
You know we must cover our bones
Zoom zoom bust in the room
Get 'bout two and I'm gone
And as soon as I get there
I'm gonna spit some game to her
Get the p*ssy so quick
You think I already knew her
We 'bout to fk these hoes
Chorus
K.B.
Finally, at last, Devin showed up
And the first thing this muth*fka said was
Devin
What the fk is this thick neck big b*tch here
Man I shoulda bought a 16 ounce beer
Say big hoss you fked over me dog
I thought we was cool
How in the hell we gonna get
These two big girls in the pool
K.B.
(Ha ha ha) You fool
Stop trippin' and just take ya clothes off
'Cuz all p*ssy feel the same when the lights go off
Devin
Man that's too much pork
For just one fork
And I'll pass
You can't even tell the difference
'Tween they stomach and they ass
Stretch marks on they t*ts like a road map
Hoe slapped on some Maybeline
K.B.
But she keep her navel clean
And at least these hoes big and cute
Not big and fked up
You den fked a skinny, ugly as* hoe
So nigg* what's up
Who give a fk if you fk these broads
Nobody knows
So just drank and smoke this dank
And let's fk these hoes
Chorus
Show 'em what they p*ssy made for (2X)