Оригинален текст
This is a sample collage, with the same samples repeated many, many times. But I can at least tell you what the individual bits are...
Would you like some sweets, w*lly? What would you like then?
Can I have, one of these, and one of these, and two of those, please?
Come on, auntie, we'll miss the bus!
B.L.T. Mr and Mrs J A(?) Summers.
Here's Bertie(?)!
L.S.D.
It's the new money, you know.