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Well, if birds flew underwater, If a dollar bill was a dime
Boy wouldnt things be crazy
But maybe then youd come around some time
If steamships flew the skyways, and honey wasnt made by the bee
If black was blue, if I was you, Id come back to me
Theres no way for you to know
How much that I miss you so
The worldd have to turn outside in
For you to ever be mine again
Well now if airplanes all flew backwards
And the moon was at the bottom of the sea
If one was two, If I was you, Id come back to me
What if everything got reversed, poor folks ate caviar
And rich folks took to riding on Santa Fe boxcars
My hopes for your returning look hopeless as can be
If one was two, If I was you, Id come back to me
Theres no way for you to know
How much that I miss you so
The worldd have to turn outside in
For you to ever be mine again
Well now if polar bears wore derbies, and penguins ivy league
If are was you, if I was you, Id come back to me
If one was two, If I was you, Id come back to me
If egg was foo, if I was you, you'd be too young for me