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Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Man Song!
(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)
I don't take no cr*p from anybody
else but you
I wear the pants around here
when I finish with your laundry
Coz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight
When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"
I'm the man of this house
until you get home
(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)
What I say goes around here
right out the window
and I don't wanna hear a lot of whining
so I'll shut up
The sooner you learn who's Boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders, dear
Coz I'm Head-Honcho around here
but it's all in my head
(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)
And I can have sex anytime
that you want it
Coz I'm a man who has needs
but there not that important
And don't expect any flowers from me
Coz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry
I'm the King of my castle
when you're not around
(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)
And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna
get in trouble
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready
to sleep on the couch
Coz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
And I'm gonna do what you tell me to
Because I'm Top dog around here
but I've been neutered
(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)
(You the man!)