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More of a Man
Rodney Carrington
She likes to go hunting with her buddies
She once killed a dear with just a stick
She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey
And pull my finger's still her favorite trick
She likes Hormel chili on her ice cream yeah
With a jalapeo pepper on the side
She once fried bacon with her shirt off
Chopped up an onion and didnt even cry
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Hey she's more of a man then Ill ever be
Shes done things that most men cant believe
She chews tobacco sw*llows the juice
Her real names Shela but they call her Moose
She's more of a man then Ill ever be
Its plain to see
She put the he in she
She's more of a man then Ill ever be
She likes her old job down at the factory
Even though she lost an arm in '83
She spent a little time in Folsom prison
And Johnny Cash is tattooed on her knee
She's never rode a bull thats ever thrown her
Hell she rode one all the way through Tennesee
She's never met a man who's ever owned her
Although I think she's got the hots for me
She's more of a man then Ill ever be
She's done things most men won't believe
She eats beef jerkey by the ton
And stares directly at the sun
Shes more of a man then Ill ever be
Its plain to see
She put the he in she
She's more of a man then Ill ever be