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One beer then Im gone
The ugliest women that Ive laid eyes on
got together and decided to come here
Theyre not pretty
Theyre not small
I dont give a d*mn at all
Tonight Im only having just one beer
Yeah tonight Im only having just two beers
I dont mind the atmosphere in here
It feels so right, it must be wrong
I know I cant stay too long
Tonight Im only having just two beers
Three beers but no more
Theres no way Im drinking four
My attitudes improving with the beer
I was mad but now Im glad
The women in here, they aint so bad
Tonight Im only having just three beers
Yeah tonight Im only having just six beers
I kinda like the atmosphere in here
It feels so right, it must be wrong
I know I cant stay too long
Tonight Im only having just six beers
Twelve beers then I quit
Oh good Lord Im drunk as s**t
I just spent my whole paycheck in here
I took a chance
I tried to dance
I threw up and p*ssed my pants
All off one beer
Yeah tonight Im only having just one beer
At least thats what I said when I got here
It felt so right, but it was wrong
I know that Ive stayed too long
I think I musta drank hundred beers
Well now I wished I had only one beer
God I wish I never came in here