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Doc prescribes me Tylenol Three
Because I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a fkin' week
Since then I've taken many leaks
Inside my stomach I feel a lump
I want to take a s**t from my rump
I lie here and I'm constipated
Last time I s**t is now outdated
Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to s**t but I only farted
I miss the fkin' burning sensation
But all I feel is constipation
I need to take some fkin' Ex-Lax
Or become incontinent so my bowels relax
My fkin' s**t is hard as wood
I'd try to s**t if I knew I could