Jersey Yo!

Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I d*mn near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Ha ha, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them in The Bricks get smoked a lot
I heard them out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot
I heard them all Uptown get smoked a lot
I heard them out in Queens get smoked a lot

Yo, yo yo
I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell
If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt
I'm worldwide y, ? dog with chrome inkies
Chicken ridin shottie and she boost ALL her d*ckie
This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs
If your lame as* can't feel it, then your cord unplugged
PPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody around
You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now
I do a lot of stupid s**t when I be smokin
One time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPEN
I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - "Hello, can I talk to Nia?")
and it's Tonya (G - "NIA?!", R - "Oh s**t!")
Click over (R - "Whassup b*tch?".. "Oh, hi momma!")
Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm in
The girls numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the motherfker but I forgot that I played!

Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I d*mn near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them up in Cali get smoked a lot
All them in Atlanta get smoked a lot
I heard them in Virginia get smoked a lot
I heard them in Rhode Island get smoked a lot

Aiyyo-yo, yo
When I get high I start throwin water in the crowd
Battle MC's off the top, slaughterin a child
Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip
No matter what you call it, it be peelin back my s**t!
Aiyyo Cali got Bomb -- that same Bomb
made me forget my momma's birthday and it's tattoed on my arm
I misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee'd up
I was caught puttin Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!
Do y'all motherfkers feel high tonight?
Knowin y'all shouldn't drive tonight?
Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan do'
So we can all dye and get high off of secondhand smoke
Brick City got the Pep, empty out your Black N' Milds
Smokin the L with Doc earn Frequent Flyin Miles
I flew around the planet with my weed tucked in
I need to go to E.O. rehab, and sign my stankin as* in!

Yo yo YO!
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ah-hah, I d*mn near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Yo, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them in The Bronx get smoked a lot
I heard them up in Yonkers get smoked a lot
I heard them in Chi-Town get smoked a lot
I heard them in Detroit get smoked a lot
Lot, lot, lot, lot
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo.. motherfker
Don't fk around in The Bricks motherfker
Rats'll whoop your as* over there motherfker
nigg* got so much Backyard Boogie over there
the seeds'll kill you motherfker, yeah!
Chickenheads'll rob you over there motherfker
Sucker as* motherfker
Get the fk on out of here
Yo light that s**t here!

(We gon' take you out, on W fck All Y'all radio)