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-Look! Up in the sky!
-It's a bird...
-It's a plane!
-Hee hee hee hee, naw! It's Sooperman Lover, baby!
-Daddy, Daddy!
-Would you please read us a story?
-Alright, get over here and sit yo big as* down,
Lemme tell you about the Sooperman Lover...
Verse 1
Ayo, I was out to lunch and s**t
Puffin' on a blunt to get my head read(y)
Boogie'n to my walkman
With an "S" on my chest
(Bust a move!)
Yes I'm a Superhero, don't forget
I smoke mad
So to hell with cigarettes
But anyway,
Let's get back to this skit
You know who the fk I am
So git off that ol' bull-SHUCKS
Lunchtime was up, (fk!!)
Let me jet, Or i'll collect unemployment bucks
On the way back, black,
I spotted this object, a stray cat
Stuck in a tree
With a tag that says that:
"If found,
Please return to this address"
(How did you see it)?
nigg*! Wit my X-Ray eye set!
Like "Pchoooooooww"!
I jetted to the closest phone-booth
Quick fast,
I dipped into my Sooperlover suit...
(I can leap,
tall buildings
In a single bound...)
BOOOM!!!!
Right through the fkin' phone-booth ceiling!
(IT'S A PLANE!)
Naw, Sooperman Lover's the name
I can slam King-Kong
And pick up freight trains
On a mission,
To save this cat/that was wishin'
He was in his litter
Watchin' Fritz on channel 6'n
Relaxin'
feet c*cked-up/ just a little
With a cod c*cktail
And a bowl, of tender vittles
I sn*tched, him
Took off through the air like a pigeon
Quick so he won't start
meowin' and moaning'
The letter in cat's tag address (?)
said THE PROJECTS
(Elevator's broke!)
So I had to take the back steps
(Knock, Knock)
The door opened
then my eyes swole
from this BADASS DAME (d*mn!)
Sippin' a quart of "Old Gold"
-"Yo, is this your cat?"
-"Awww, yes! Where'd you find him at?"
-"He was stuck in a tree,
Around Uptown Manhattan"
-"Well how the hell did you save him?
Are you Police/Undercover?"
-"Naw baby,
The "S" on my chest stands for:"
Chorus: Sooperman Lover (Yeah!)
Baby call him the Sooperman Lover
Something wrong...
Something wrong, indeed
Something wrong. Yes, yes indeed...
Verse 2
She was grateful
Lookin' for ways to repay me
No money,
A donut, and some..uhm coffee maybe?
Of course
What kind of sauce(?) did I take?
Make my donut Jelly
And my coffee Sanka
We sat,
Unhooked the cape from the back
She felt my arms
'Cause my pythons looked stacked
"Godd*mn, Sooperlover!
Yo s**t looks thick
Tell me, how strong are you
With muscles like this? (you bad motherfker!)"
(I'm stronger than a locomotive)
I'll keep hittin ya like Rocky
She ran to the room
And came back with a (?)
Negligee, high-heeled shoes,
Wit' a blunt in her mouth
Ready to roll up,
Hey hold up/ she had the dollar fold(ed) up
To mix the coke with the smoke
Yo, she was no joke
She took a sniff,
Some got on her top lip
That b*tch stuck out her tounge
and gave her top lip a lick
and said: -"Here baby, hit it."
-"Naw baby, I ain't wit' it
You'd need more than a body
To make me wanna hit that s**t!"
But I'll hit the blunt
So she took out her fronts
Cracked the philly
Opened the bag and laid out the skunk
Then I took a long pull
It was hype/ outtasite
We ran into the bedroom
So I cracked my pants for head room
Later, tossed the covers
And oh, brother! I was wit' it
Ready to hit it
Asked my d*ck, "YO, WHASSUP GEE?"
"Yo man, s**t's thick"
Licked her down her belly
And kissed her on her back
Stuck my hands betewwn the legs
And I felt the bozack(!)
As big as mine (YO!)
This b*tch must be craze,
So I threw my suit on
And I was Swayze...
'Cause I'm the:
Chorus