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She was asleep when I hobbled to the bed
With a broken foot bleeding
I clawed at her head
"the mirror tumbled on me," I cried
"but it wasn't my fault," I lied
Spend my whole life neurotic and fat
Now I'm just a three-legged cat
Doctor said, "we'll have to amputate that"
So now I'm just a three-legged cat
A three-legged cat