Оригинален текст
Mayor of a small town
I'm an entertainer, I'm a professional
I do what I do (to keep clean)?
Started with twinkies, ho-hos, ding-dongs,
And now it's worked it's way all the way up to some real
Dramamine
Reached down, dislodged what I like to call a log bass
Held it up to the sky like a newborn child, and claimed
It as my own
It was bathed in it's own log milk,
A sweet fragrant scent
Love me tender