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(R.A.) Oh please, oh please, oh please, just gimme just one more hit (x 4)
(Midget) Mommy, mommy...Daddy, daddy
(Verse 1)
You ain't never seen nobody bug the fk out
The way that we bug the fk out, get your b*tch dug the the fk out
Had enough now, in the club now
Hit you with the bottle, your face ? blood now
We lowlife motherfkers till the day we die
We live the broke life, our whole life, you hate me why
I'm just a wildin, crazy guy
Back in 19-80, I decided a died a lazy guy
Sleep all day and stay broke baby
Pop duke said it "Get a job !"
Yeah, fk you, make me
I'm the 6'3'', 2 hundred, 60 pound version of Ron Jeremy
I'm like Federico Fellini
I'm like AC/DC, dirty deeds done cheaply
I'm the 2001 version of Eazy E
I'm the song you don't like on the Soundbombing Cd's
Chorus
(Midgets) We're... We... Are dwarves (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
We're... We... Are dwarves
(R.A.) Get, get, gh-get off my d*ck
(Midgets) We're... We... Are dwarves (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
We're... We... Are dwarves
(R.A.) Get, get, gh-get off my d*ck
(Verse 2)
Ayyo, I'm the real live version of the Madd Rapper
I'm the s**t that get your d*ck hard in v*agra
I'm like ? Hagler, I make Britney Spears wear a strap on
And fk Christin Aguilera
See I ain't got s**t to prove, I make you feel stupid
Like "b*tch you got a nice ass, aw s**t, it's a dude"
He ain't sell no records, Rugged Man, he a wack chubb
He not pretty like Eminem, he's a fkin fat slob
In the Jacuzzi with three ugly girls, from the neighborhood
Pretty girls hate me it's so good
My occupation, professional rapper
I'm a modern day poet, with 7th grade grammar
Chorus
(Migdets) We're... We... Are dwarves (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
We're... We... Are dwarves
(R.A.) Get, get, gh-get off my d*ck
(Migdets) We're... We... Are dwarves (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
We're... We... Are dwarves
(R.A.) Get, get, gh-get off my d*ck
(Verse 3)
Yo, Bloodshed hoo-ha, new style for your crew-ha
Back in '92-ha, what you gonna do-ha
It's R.A. s**t, pain s**t
John Wayne s**t, Orson Welles, Citizen Kane s**t
? s**t, Bushwick Bill , Ganksta Nip s**t
B-Boy on some grab my d*ck s**t, Crustified Dibbs s**t
Kool G Rap, break a b*tch neck s**t
Unemployed, Just-Ice welfare check s**t
I'm on some big booty ?, big breast s**t
On some Bill Clinton, bustin nuts on your dress s**t, respected
There ain't no rapper out there who can touch my s**t
Every artist in the industry can suck my d*ck
Chorus
(Midgets) We're... We... Are dwarves (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
We're... We... Are dwarves
(R.A.) Get, get, get off my d*ck
(Midgets) We're... We... Are dwarves (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
We're... We... Are dwarves
(R.A.) Get, get, get off my d*ck
(Midget) Please help me, please help me
Please don't tell me, please don't
I'm a midget, I'm a fkin midget, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Mommy, I'm so scared
(R.A.) Oh please, oh please, oh please, just gimme just one more hit (x 4)
(Midget) Please help me, please help me
Please don't tell me, please don't
I'm a midget, I'm a fkin midget, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
(R.A.) Get, gh-get, get off my d*ck