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I hate the way it smells, I hate the way it tastes
I'll take a pot of coffee, throw it in your face
Coffee shops suck s**t, let's burn em to the ground
Meet a coffee f*g and on his face I'll pound
Chorus:</i> I hate coffee <i>14x
Mrs Olsen I'll burn at the stake
Juan Valdez his sack I'll break
Coffee really sucks it fills me with such hate
The only thing thats worse is fking coffeemate
Repeat Chorus
We're all anti-coffee soldiers
We'll drown those hippies in a pot of Folgers
Cappucino and espresso too
if you like coffee then I hate you
Repeat Chorus