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I wake up and smoke a joint.
I love my life 'cause there's no point.
I hit the couch; turn on the tube.
I love to watch the Family Feud.
I'm all fked up; it's time for me
To change the channel on TV.
It's getting dark; it's time to crash.
I wish I had some real good hash.
Go to the sink; I love to spit.
I'm in a rut; don't give a s**t.