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Hes a friend you can depend on for a smile,
Everyday or even just once in a while.
The man, we sung about in the van.
All the girls agree that he is pretty sweet.
Got a ticket once for p*ssing in the street,
But he just really needed to pee.
If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
Hes a real celebrityor at least he is to me.
He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts,
He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car
I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid,
Cause once he said to me run and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun.
Hes my only friend that I am taller than.
Yet everyday he takes a Flinstones vitamin,
He says, his favorite ones are the red.
Hes a friend and a musician and a ref,
Listens to heavy music loud and one day hell be deaf,
Oh well.he wont need hearing in hell.
If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
Hes a real celebrityor at least he is to me.
He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts,
He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car.
I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid,
Cause once he said to me run and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun.
If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
Hes a real celebrity and he gets into the shows for free.
Hes a friend like a friend should be.
Plays bass in a band and he hangs out with the Shrimpman,
Drinks until hes silly every single Friday at Tequila wills.
If youre looking for a good time you can find him online.
Ask me for his screen name.
And so ends my shout out to my very good friend Dane.