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We are gathered here today
In the magestic halls of old.
To honor a man they call
Sathington Willoughby.
There's a joke or two,
A pun or three,
I feel that must be told.
Then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby.
Sathington Willoughby,
The legislator,
That penned us up a bill.
That banned the use of certain things
Like this and that.
(this and that).
This and that.
(this and that).
This and--.