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d*ck meets Jane and a fire starts
Jane leaves d*ck and it breaks his heart
d*ck asked Jane, "Why'd you leave me?"
"Cause you're not dangerous, rough or sleazy"
Now d*ck's dangerous
Now d*ck's rough
Now d*ck's sleazy
Nice guy d*ck don't live here anymore
d*ck bought a s love pad down by the sh*re
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He's going prime time
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All the girls come around to get d*ck
They all adore him now 'cause he acts like a pr*ck
Each one tries to tie d*ck down
d*ck never falls in love, on the girls start coming 'round
d*ck don't fall for their sweetness
He knows their weakness
d*ck knows a secret
Secret is d*ck leased himself a nice car
Girls like car
Girls like d*ck
d*ck scores
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Suddenly Jane wants back in d*ck's life
'cause Jane hears d*ck's a popular guy
Jane looks good, d*ck takes her home
d*ck kicks hers out after he gets his bone
Now Jane wants him
Now Jane needs him
Now Jane loves him
Jane loves d*ck now that she got the heave ho
Jane got what she wanted
d*ck ain't a nice guy no more
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Spoken by woman: But I want d*ck!
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