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they are known as pilsen
they're full of wind and piss
they're so bloody awful
that they can hardly miss
they're not what you call msicians
not one of them can sing
except for their old mate ronald biggs
who sounds too much like bing
we have no special talent
except for sex and drink
we'd never evermess whith drugs
what would the neighbours think
trhey like to lie aroun all day
doing sweet f a
they're completely useless
but somehow meke it pay
we rarely wash or clean our teeth
for we've got horrible breath
but the punk chicks seem to like it
for them the kiss of death
you may have heard of the pistols
toten hosen and the rest
but remember
we are pilsen
and were the fuckin' best
so if you're ever in argentina
or better still b.a
come and see a pilsejn show
we are giving one today.