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Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers
Turn their attention from beating the bug*ers
Pick up machine guns and kill camel fkers
Backwoods nation...
Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen
To whip the new hate riots into a frenzy
Of good versus evil ignoring the history
Of the Backwoods Nation
Ain't it a shame
When due process
Stands in the way of swift justice
Calling all frat' boys
To trade in their hazing
Their keggers and cocaine
And casual date r*ping
For cabinet appointments
And rose-garden tapings
Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods......nation