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Now, these are the teen commandments:
 1.	stop and think before you drink.
 2.	don't let your parents down; they brought you up.
 3.	be humble enough to obey.  you will be giving orders yourself someday.
 4.	at the first moment, turn away from unclean thinking - at the first
moment.
 5.	don't show off driving.  if you want to race, go to indianapolis.
 6.	choose a date who would make a good mate.
 7.	go to church faithfully.  the creator gives you the week; give him back an
hour.
 8.	choose your companions carefully.  you are what they are.
 9.	avoid following the crowd.  be an engine, not a caboose.
10.  or even better - keep the original ten commandments.