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I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli
The last ten years of my life Ive been feeling kind of lonely
I dont do love I dont do women named Hannah
And I dont do red haired girls from Louisiana
And Im suffering from a kind of indecision
About what Im going to watch on television
Ill dream tonight of dancing in Coahuila
With a little brown haired girl and her tequila
My mama always seems to sing the same song
Youll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky-tonks
What she says is true with that I must agree
Cause any girl worth having wouldnt have a thing to do with me
Im sitting here just sucking on my cavity cavity
Thinking of the things you used to say to me tragedy
And Im suffering from a kind of indecision
About a little brown haired girl
A little brown haired girl
A little brown haired girl
And her tequila