Who the f%@$ is Alice?

Oh i don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got a reason but i just want to know
Cus' for 24 years i've been living next door to Alice
24 years still waitin'for the chance
Tell her how i feel maybe get a second glance
I will never get used to not living next door to Alice.

Alice! Who the f%@$ is Alice?

(F%@$,f%@$,f%@$,f%@$) (repeat)

Oh i don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got a reason but i just want to know
Cus' for 24 years i've been living next door to Alice
24 years still waitin'for the chance
Tell her how i feel maybe get a second glance
I will never get used to not living next door to Alice.

Alice! who the f%@$ is Alice?

Oh i don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got a reason but i just want to know
Cus' for 24 years i've been living next door to Alice
24 years still waitin'for the chance
Tell her how i feel maybe get a second glance
I will never get used to not living next door to Alice.

Alice! who the f%@$ is Alice?

(F%@$,f%@$,f%@$,f%@$) (repeat)

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Oh i don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got a reason but i just want to know
Cus' for 24 years i've been living next door to Alice
Alice! who the f%@$ is Alice?
24 years still waitin'for the chance
Tell her how i feel maybe get a second glance
I will never get used to not living next door to Alice.

Alice! who the f%@$ is Alice?

Oh i don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got a reason but i just want to know
Cus' for 24 years i've been living next door to Alice
Alice! who the f%@$ is Alice?
24 years still waitin'for the chance
Tell her how i feel maybe get a second glance
I will never get used to not living next door to Alice.

Alice! who the f%@$ is Alice?

Oh i don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got a reason but i just want to know
Cus' for 24 years i've been living next door to Alice
Alice! who the f%@$ is Alice?
24 years still waitin'for the chance
Tell her how i feel maybe get a second glance
I will never get used to not living next door to Alice.

Alice! who the f%@$ is Alice?

I will never get used to not living next door to Alice.