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[Jon Heder Jonathan Joseph "Jon" Heder (born October 26, 1977) as Napoleon Dynamite]
Gush, I cant believe how much of a little bitch you are
When it comes to world leaders
You like literally lowered the bar
Ill rip your bones apart Bonaparte
Turn your horse into glue
Welcome to the battle of Waterloo, part two
I got skills
Ill put you in a half Horatio Nelson
Youre the ugliest thing thats ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin
You can keep your french fries
I got tater tots you gnome
Why dont you crawl back in your little shell
And escargot the heck home
How dare you address moi
You adolescent worm
I am French
You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm
I spit at you harder than Tina the Llama
Smacking your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduhs
Doodle up some friends
You gangly freak show
Before I toss you over the mountain
Like the dreams of Uncle Rico
This bastards about to see
How bad a battle can be
After this
Your buddy Pedro
Will be voting for me
Why dont you freaking exile yourself
On your little island and hide
Cause this is a rap roller-coaster
Youre not even tall enough to ride
I dont even care
How many like stupid
Prussians youve killed
Cause to me
Youre just the emperor of the lollipop guild
[Napoleon Bonaparte]
Sacrebleu
Tas une tête a faire sauter les plaques degouts
Im going to shove your moon boots
Straight up your poop shoot
Ill whip you so bad
Theyll make a virgin meringue
Youre the only type of dynamite
Thats never going to bang