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Tried to save the trees
bought a plastic bag
the bottom fell out
it was a piece of crap
Saw it on the tube
bought it on the phone
now you're home alone
it's a piece of crap
I tried to plug in it
i tried to turn it on
when i got it home
it was a piece of crap
Got it from a friend
on him you can depend
i found out in the end
it was a piece of crap
I'm trying to save the trees
i saw it on tv
they cut the forest down
to build a piece of crap
I went back to the store
they gave me four more
the guy told me at the door
it's a piece of crap