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Modern problems can't escape 'em
Modern problems won't go away
Modern problems with me always
Modern problems can't live without 'em
You'd better stay away from me
Or you'll get caught in my misery
Now I'm searching for a wife
To be depressed with for the rest of my life
Modern problems keep me this way
Modern problems nothing to say
Modern problems nothing to give
Modern problems impossible to live with!