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When I first met you oh I thought
I'd seen you in a magazine the way
you handled all my jibber jabber talking
it must have seemed obscene
I got so nervous cuz I thought that maybe
I had lost my chance but then you called me up
the next night on the telephone inviting me
to the dance
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my two left feet my nervous smile well
I was almost sure you wouldn't call me back
but when you did I took two showers three baths and
I even shaved my back but when I got to
your house wouldn't you know it I was three hours late
to si went back to my room and all that was left
was porno mags and me
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