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Ho ho fking ho, what a crock of s**t
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fking ho.
I'm Rudolph and I quit, just who's he think he is,
That little fat c**t's at back in the sleigh, cracking that fking whip
And me stuck up the front with these other useless c**ts
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fking ho.
Ho ho fking ho, what a crock of s**t
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fking ho.
And what about us elves, we've had enough as well.
Working in that freezing factory cold as fking hell
Working till we drop, with our bo11ocks brazing off.
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fking ho.
Ho ho fking ho, what a crock of s**t
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fking ho.
I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like
Sneaking into them little kids rooms he's a fking ped*phile.
A devious old drunk and I'm married to the c**t.
So stick ya christmas your arse, ho ho fking ho.
Ho ho fking ho, what a crock of s**t
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fking ho.
Stick ya christmas your arse, ho ho fking ho. (x2)