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with a thrift store heart and a vintage mind
i pick the perfect pop vice that makes me shine
i 'don't hassel the hoff' in my jovi tour tee (from 1986)
and hit the pillow just right so my bedhead is authentic
and i walk among the masses that i shun
so bad, it's good...so clever...
make all my pleasures guilty
just keep on lapping up the irony
and predictable cliches
sold with convenient insincerity
c'mon kitsch me if you can
come and kitsch me if you can
wouldn't you like to know?...
what really lies under the mullet wig?...