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"Buchou, kyou mo sebiru oniai desu ne!
sono [NEKUTAI] to no [HAAMONII] ga nantomo..."
"[UCHI] no kanai ga nakanaka no oshare-san de ne,
[IKA]shiteru darou? [ACCHI] no hou mo "ika shiteru" nantsutte [GA HAHA]
Kudara nee n'dayo, [HAGE] ussai yo. Iro mo [OMAE] mo
"[KIMI KIMI, ocha to rainde oita [KOHII] wa madaka ne.
Itsumono dayo, itsumono ittainanben iwaseru ki ka ne.
Watashi mo betsuni [GAMI GAMI GAMI GAMI]...
itaikute itte n'janai n'dayo. Wakaru ka ne?" ([FEISU TU FEISU])
... Koushuuse n'dayo, [HAGE], nani kutte n'da, chanto hamigamike yo.
Kuchizuke wa "moushiwakenai, moushiwakenai, ayamatte bakka de moushiwakenai."
Kobiutte [HERAHERA] aisowaraitte, hetsuratte nanbosha n'ne~?
datsu[SARARII] suru yuuki mo [SARA SARA] ni nai kara n', he~.
"Iyahaya mou [NAISU SHOTTO] oteagessu, maicchatta nai mou, [FAA]"
"Arara, aisaibentou? [TAKO]-san [VINNAA] nanka haicchatte mou, [HYUU]"
"Moshikashite sukoshi kami kata...? aa yappari. Oniai desu, [KYAA]"
...Tenuki iten'dayo, tomogui ka yo, [HAGE] ja nee ka yo, [HAGE].
Zenbu uso sa. Kono [SANSHAIN] ga.
"moushiwakenai, moushiwakenai, ayamatte bakka de moushiwakenai."
Gomasutte, [PEKO PEKO] atama sagete, omonette nanbo ja nee?
ima sara ni tsukuri suru ki mo naosara ni nai desho. Ne, he~
Tekitou ni maa sorenari ni, [NORUMA] tassei shite, [KEREEMU] shori shite, joushi mo aiteshite.
Sasen, [RISUTORA, KEBI], madigiwa, etc... nandemo gozare.