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Tidy bowl,
Fills my soul;
Just trying to pinch a loaf.
Help me up;
help me out,
I'm stuck on the commode.
Out of the Blue;
the Blue, blue water;
of the bowl.
Tidy Bowl turns my toilet water blue.
Spare a square;
life ain't fair;
I got no paper for to wipe.
Smells funky;
I do the monkey;
and fling my poo all night
Out of the Blue;
the Blue, blue water;
of the bowl.
Tidy Bowl turns my toilet water blue.