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Iґm the one that can make you come
Iґm the one who can make you high
Iґm the one whoґs a lot more fun
So run away from that guy
Iґm the one who has hard meat
Leave yer man it's time to cheat
Keep yer eye on the clock
When the bell rings itґs time for cock
Split the square
You know where
Split the square
And Iґll meet you there
Iґm the one who can make you come
A drunken bed hoppinґ bum
Get you drunk on cheap wine
Then letґs get naked and sixty nine
Split the square
And Iґll meet you there
Split the square
For the man with no hair
Lets get us a cheap motel
Thatґs how ya fuck old El
All things that we planned
Get away from yer man
Split the square
And Iґll be there
The bald man with no hair
Split the square