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When your climbing up a tree and it's running down your knee
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When your sitting in the gutter and your eating bread and butter
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When your climbing in the the loft and your treading somethin' soft
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you think your having fun, but you got a smelly bum
Diarrhoea,Diarrhoea
When it's coming out your bum, like a bullet in a gun
Diarrhoea,Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea,Diarrhoea
Yeah ,Yeah, Yeah
Diarrhoea!