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SecretaryMr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you.
Tim ChandlerHey MC!
mc chrisTim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house.
Tim ChandlerHaha, yeah.
mc chrisTim Chandler, New Pop. How are you, sir?
Tim ChandlerI'm good, how are you?
mc chrisI'm great, sir. And you?
Tim ChandlerHa...ha...I'm good. Listen, have a seat.
mc chrisThank you, thank you very much. This is comfortable...
Tim Chandler to SecretaryThank you, Princess. You can go...
SecretaryOh..okay
Tim ChandlerOhhh. Let me start by thanking you for a second.
mc chrisOkay...
Tim ChandlerThe album...I got the preorders in, they look great. The album sounds great.
mc chrisThanks a lot.
Tim ChandlerYou look like a million bucks.
mc chrisThank you, thank you very much.
Tim ChandlerUhhhhh...
mc chrisWhat-what's the matter, Mr Chandler? You look like...is something the matter?
Tim ChandlerYou don't know what I'm going through. It's becoming more and more appearant as the days tick by in my head that...that pop punk is dead...
mc chrisWhat!?
Tim Chandler...and hip hop is the wave of the future.
mc chrisWell...I guess it could be...I mean we don't know for sure.
Tim ChandlerThese bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and then the girls didn't love them and they...mmmmmmm
mc chrisLook c'mon that's good music, Mr.
Tim ChandlerUgh...gimme a break.
mc chrisMr. Ch-
Tim ChandlerEgghead's got a song about how hot dogs taste good...I know hot dogs taste good!
mc chrisI know you do, sir.
Tim ChandlerI eat hot dogs!
mc chrisI know, you have some on your desk...
Tim ChandlerOhhhh...Dirt Bike Annie, sure they got a woman in the band...but she's married!
mc chrisBut, it's a great ban-
Tim ChandlerIt's a c*ck-tease band!
mc chrisThere my, there my friends, dude.
Tim ChandlerThey tease my c*ck.
mc chrisMr. Chandler...
Tim ChandlerListen up. You kid, you're where it's a cause you can actually have sex with women for christ's sake.
mc chrisWell...I do...
Tim ChandlerThat's what I'm looking for, a man's man.
mc chrisYeah...yeah, that's who I am.
Tim ChandlerAllllright...Get the fk out of my office.
mc chrisO...o...o...okay...Mr. Chandler...thanks for seeing me...
Tim ChandlerUh huh...