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To pack for camping theres just two rules,
Do we need it, is it cool?
Heres the stuff that we really need,
Just the bare necessities.
Hunters dressed like Mata Hari!
Were going camping not on safari,
Lederhosen, a pick axe and socks?
For climbing the Alps, well be climbing up rocks!
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Youve got to kidding me; its a real necessity,
Not, hairdryers need electricity, and whats this?
Frozen dinners, this ones my fave,
And where you going to find a microwave?
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What now? An outfit to wear in case of danger,
Im just a camper, not a park ranger,
No more jokes its understood,
We can be comfy, and still look good!
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