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I know there's lots of kind of love in the world
And they're not all romantic
And not all for boys and girls
But what we have doesn't have certain definition
'Cause I love you just as much I hate my college tuition
And that we're basically like dating
Without all the romance
Don't get me wrong I think you're pretty
But I don't want in your pants
It's just that I'm in best friend love with you
So I wrote this song for you
And I know you think it's weird, it's true
But I’m in best friend love with you
And I think we should go all the way
In the 100% friendzone way
And I can’t get you out of my heard
And as long we're in separate beds
I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with you
Like maybe we would work out if we were single and were gay
But what I’m really trying to say is
I don’t love you like Shang loves Mulan
You’re more like the Robin Hood to my little John
And I love you like auto tune loves t-pain
Like a prostitute love crack cocaine
I love you like batman wishes his parents hadn’t died
Like Anne frank wanted to fuckin' go outside
You’re more than my best friend
You’re my partner in crime
That I’d never ever make out with except for that one time
And I know you think it’s weird, it’s true
But I’m in best friend love with you
And I think we should go all the way
In the 100% friendzone way
And I can’t get you out of my head
And as long as were in separate beds
I wouldn’t mind spending the rest of my life with you
Whoa- oh
Best friend love
Best friend love
Don’t need no love glove with best friend love.