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Heedbutt to the face,
And blood on your new football shirt,
And you just hope that you dinnae lose your nerve,
And end up having a badly timed shart,
Cause you're putting on your best kilt tonight,
Spare plenty time to pee,
Cause you're gonna be completely aff yer heed,
On the whisky that ain't got an e,
Because the whisky, it ain't got an e,
That whisky ain't got an e,
I said that whisky, it ain't got an e,
The whisky ain't got an e,
Checking all the fat ladies out,
Make sure that mid-fuck you don't fall asleep,
And if you find you're getting desperate enough,
Do it for the clan and go find a sheep,
Because you're putting on your best kilt tonight,
With no underwear you want to be free,
Y'know you're gonna make a complete arse of yourself,
On the whisky that ain't got an e,
Because the whisky, it ain't got an e,
That whisky ain't got an e,
I said that whisky, it ain't got an e,
The whisky ain't got an e,
Freedom,
Freedom,
Freedom,
Freedom,
Because you're putting on your best kilt tonight,
Putting on your best kilt tonight,
Putting on your best kilt tonight,
Putting on your best kilt tonight,
Because the whisky, it ain't got an e,
That whisky ain't got an e,
I said that whisky, it ain't got an e,
The whisky ain't got an e,
The whisky it ain't got an e,
The whisky it ain't got an e,
The whisky it ain't got an e,
The whisky it ain't got an e,
Yeah!