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I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer.
I only wish it didn't have to end this way.
Do not give up hope yet princess.
There are powers beyond those of which you are familiar.
The legend of videoland foretells of a young warrior from another land who shall warp into our world and lead you to victory.
He is Capitan N the game master
Behold!
The Ultimate Warp Zone!
Yeah, c'mon King Hippo, you ain't got nothin'-oh shit, yeah uh.
Umm.
Woo hoo hoo hoo!
What the...
I'm Princess Lawna.
Oh, what up baby?
I'm MadHatter.
I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore.
Where the hell am I?
You're in video land!
Uhh...
The Ultimate Warp Zone brought you here.
What, cause I'm like the king of the old school nintendo nerds?
Something like that.
Right.
The Legend foretold of your coming to restore freedom freedom freedom.
That's why I gave you that super power Pack and Zapper.
You mean this shit is real?
Aw hell yeah!
It's on like Donkey Kong!
Literally.