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Dear party of the first part
Its time to draw the line
Its time to make the list and
Divide up the broken heart
Dear mother of my daughter
Dear father of my son
Its time to face the problem and
Find the proper dissolution
This is the New Math
This is the New Math
We didnt add up, so now weve got to decide
This is the New Math
This is the New Math
Still I think its a shame how we multiply and divide
Dear children of our union
Its time to have the talk
This may get hard to follow
Youd better get some chalk
Well put it on the blackboard
Husband minus wife
Sorry you had to learn so young
Theres math in real life
This is the New Math
This is the New Math
We didnt add up, so now weve got to take sides
This is the New Math
This is the New Math
Still I think its a shame how we multiply and divide
Dont worry
Itll be okay
Even though I wont see you every day
Mommy still loves you
Daddy still loves you
Instead of one home now youll have two
Dear holder of my dreams
Do you recall our honeymoon?
I really meant forever but
Forever came too soon
Its easy to divide up two
Theres nothing to explain
We end up back with me and you
Equal shares of pain
But when you divide a family
Something still remains
It never comes out even
Something still remains
Cause this is the New Math
This is the New Math
Any answers all right if its justified
This is the New Math
This is the New Math
Still I think its a shame how we multiply and divide