Оригинален текст
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Ive got the holebeard , baby
Ive got the holebeard bad
since you left me baby
it started growing real fast
aint never had no holebeard
never cared for that mess
(but) now Im lying in the gutter , baby
its growing ten feet out of my ass
Im growing my holebeard
comb it every day
Im growing my holebeard , baby
and watch the end turn grey