Оригинален текст
Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth 
My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth 
I'm just a nerd cursed, wit badly disturbed nerves 
Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first? 
Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer earth 
So I'm here to rule the planet, startin wit your turf 
I hid a secret message inside of a wordsearch 
Wit smeard letters, runnin together in blurred spurts 
I hang wit male chauvinist pigs and perverts 
Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts 
Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber's 
My first words were "Bleep bleep" and "Curse curse" 
Never had ish, and I still don't deserve dirt 
My breath still stinks and I'm on my third Certs 
Yankin out my stitches, hollering "Nurse nurse!" 
"You said this shot would numb it, trick it just hurts worse!" 
Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church 
But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps 
And it's like that, and it's like that.
It’s a wave a electrical static
I came on her face and left her melodramatic
