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I was up in the morning with the TV blarin'
  brush my teeth sittin' watchin' the news
  All the beaches were closed the ocean was a Red Sea
  but there was no one there to part in two
  There was no fresh salad because there's hypos in the cabbage
  Staten Island disappeared at noon
  And they say the midwest is in great distress
  and NASA blew up the moon
  The ozone layer has no ozone anymore
  and you're gonna leave me for the guy next door
  I'm Sick of You
  I'm Sick of You
  They arrested the Mayor for an illegal favor
  sold the Empire State to Japan
  And Oliver North married William Secord
  and gave birth to a little Teheran
  And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warship
  if he dies he wants to go out in style
  And there's nothing to eat that don't carry the stink
  of some human waste dumped in the Nile
  We one thing is certainly true
  no one here knows what to do
  And I'm Sick of You
  I'm Sick of You
  The radio said there were 400 dead
  in some small town in Arkansas
  Some whacked out trucker drove into a nuclear reactor
  and killed everybody he saw
  Now he's on Morton Downey and he's glowing and shining
  doctors say this is a medical advance
  They say the bad makes the good and there's something to be learned
  in every human experience
  Well I know one thing that really is true
  this here's a zoo and the keeper ain't you
  And I'm sick of it
  I'm Sick of You
  They ordained the Trumps and then he got the mumps
  and died being treated at Mt. Sinal
  And my best friend Bill died from a poison pill
  some wired doctor prescribed for stress
  My arms and legs are shrunk the food all has lumps
  they discovered some animal no one's ever seen
  It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire
  after running over Rudy Giuliani
  They say the President's dead but no one can find his head
  it's been missing now for weeks
  But no one noticed it he had seemed so fit
  and I'm Sick of it
  I'm Sick of You
  I'm so Sick of You, bye, bye, bye
Bye, bye, bye