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She's my best friend
  certainly not your average girl
  Yeah, she's my best friend
  she understands me when I'm feeling -
  - Down-down-down-down-down-down
  you know it sure hurts to be that way
  Down-down-down-down-down-down
  you know it sure hurts to know that you're that kinda fella
  Ah, here's to Mullberry Jane (here's to Mullberry Jane)
  she made jam when she came
  Somebody cut off her feet
  now, jelly rolls in the street
  If you want to see me
  well, honey, you know that I'm not around
  But if you want to hear me
  why don't you just turn around
  and by the window where the light is
  She's my best friend
  certainly not just like your average dog or car
  She's my best friend
  she understands me when I'm feeling -
  - Down-down-down-down-down-down
  you know it sure hurts to be that way
  Down-down-down-down-down-down
  you know it sure hurts to know that you're that kinda fella
  Let's hear one for Newspaper Joe (Newspaper Joe)
  he caught his hand in the door (caught his hand in the door)
  Dropped his, ah, teeth on the floor, they say
  hey, now, joke is that's the way the news goes
  If you want to see, yeah, see me
  well, baby, you know that I'm not around
  But if you want to feel, yeah, feel me
  why don't you just turn around
  and by the window where the light is
  She's my best friend
  she's my best friend, tell me, oh, baby now
  She's my best friend
  oh, she's my, she's my best friend, give it now
  She's my best friend
  she's my, she's, she's my best friend
  She's my best friend
  she's my best friend, tell me, oh, babe now
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